I’ve been making a mental note of all the things I’m thankful for today. Because let’s face it, I’m not blogging tomorrow… unless I win the lotto. Then I’ll for sure blog. But it’s my lunch break and I’m tempted to grab lunch from an American conglomerate business ruining our country [Hint: It starts with Mc and ends with Donalds], so I’d rather blog.

I’m thankful for:

  • Nylons. I’m thankful for nylons because I don’t have to shave my legs and no one knows. Except you. But don’t tell anyone.
  • Leather jackets. No matter how old my cow hide is, it never looks out of fashion. ThankYouSweetBabyJesus!
  • Broken email server. Grateful I can’t read any of my emails because it’ll make me feel more behind than I already am.
  • Smiling. It’s the international sign for, Hello, I really like you. And I’m thankful for it.
  • Greek yogurt. Opa! I’m honoring my high protein, low calorie breakfast snack as nothing short of amazing.
  • High heels. Speaking of short, I’m glad 3-inch heels make me feel five pound thinner.
  • Canned cranberry sauce. I’ve made the homemade fancy stuff before, but I’m ghetto at heart. Nothing says Thanksgiving like ribbed, red, gelatin flavored cranberries. Om nom nom!
  • iPhone. My iPhone makes me thankful I don’t have an iPad, iPod, or iTouch. Why? iDon’t need it.

What are you thankful for?

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