He called me from the living room where I was busy downing cough medicine and blowing my nose just to ask me, Hey, why don’t you buy another bottle of shampoo and conditioner? We have two centimeters of space on this ledge and maybe we could by another set of haircare!

It’s Matt’s sarcastic way of letting me his annoyed with one of my many neurosis. Eh, he’ll get used to it! 😉

I’m sicker than a dog and can’t string sentences together well, so please humor me and share your own quirks that others find annoying or oddly charming. I’ll be the first to comment because I have a list. Yes, a list.

  • I’ve never had a dishwasher, so now that I do, I don’t know how to use it. So I don’t.
  • I clean bathrooms on my knees with bleach, a toothbrush, and a set of gloves. Nothing says clean like Clorox.
  • I can’t use the same shampoo or condition more than once or twice a week. My hair hates it. It told me so.
  • I refuse to use electronic bibles at church. I’m old school. And religious.
  • I don’t care which way toilet paper is hung. Apparently hanging it over is the way the Toilet Paper Police expect it. Who knew?
  • I expect the world to stop on it’s axis and revolve around me when I’m sick. [Don’t worry, that last one was for Matt so he’ll coddle me and let me have my way today.]

Cough, cough, sneeze, and achooooo,
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