In The Name of Love has produced a language decoder for men!

That’s right ladies and gentlemen, after exhaustive research [five weeks of marriage], development [humorous banter], and noted market value [free conflict resolution tips], you can enjoy the ability to understand what your wife really means when she chooses to use words indicating something else! 🙂

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What I said: It’s been a long day and I’m so hungry.
What Matt heard: I’m making something simple for dinner.
What I meant: Can you take me out to dinner?

What I said: Wow, my closet is so empty!
What Matt heard: My closet is empty.
What I meant: I need clothes!

What I said: I’m not emotional and I’m not overreacting!
What Matt heard: I’m emotional and overreacting!
What I meant: Don’t look at me like I’m crazy!

What I said: How much do you love me?
What Matt heard: How much do you love me?
What I meant: I’m going to ask for something expensive!

What I said: What do you think of this outfit?
What Matt heard: What do you think of my outfit?
What I meant: Tell me you think I’m beautiful.

What I said: Sure. Do it if you want to.
What Matt heard: That’s a great idea.
What I meant: I don’t want you to.

What I said: Are you serious?!
What Matt heard: Are you serious?!
What I meant: You can’t be serious.

What I said: I love you so much.
What Matt heard: I want you.

What I said: You look so handsome today!
What Matt heard: I want you!

What I said: I missed you today.
What Matt heard: I want you.

Feel free to add any I may have missed 🙂

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