Matt: Veer as in make a right at the bridge?
Me: No, I think it’s more like stay with curve.
Matt: There are no curves. It’s a straight road.
Navigation System: Please veer to the right in 600 meters.
Me: Ugh, I can’t stand meters! How far is that? Like, two laps in a Olympic pool, right?
Matt: B, I’m trying to focus. Veering me could mean turning at the bridge or taking the small road up there.
Me: No, 600 meters is more like the straight away in the 400 meter dash with the little bit of the curve as well.
Matt: Stop thinking about the Olympics and help me figure ou—
Navigation System: Please veer right in 300 meters.
Matt: Is that the bridge or the road?!
Me: I can’t do math quick enough! To figure out meters you divide it by five then multiply it by three.
Matt: That’s to find out KILOMETERS!!!
Navigation System: Please veer right in 200 meters.
Me: I can’t take the pressure!!!! I can’t figure out the math!
Matt: JUST TELL ME WHAT VEER MEANS!
Me: DON’T YELL AT ME!
Matt: I’M NOT YELLING! I’m not yelling, I’m just trying to figure out—
Navigation System: Veer to the right.
Matt: Here? Right now?
Me: Baby, she can’t hear you. Watch out for the car! OhMyGosh, I’m GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Car pulled over on the side of the road]
Navigation System: You are off the destination route. Please make a u-turn and veer left.
Me: Oh, shut up!
Matt: Baby, she can’t hear you.
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