Navigation System: [In a sweet, British accent] Please veer right in 800 meters.

Matt: Veer as in make a right at the bridge?

Me: No, I think it’s more like stay with curve.

Matt: There are no curves. It’s a straight road.

Navigation System: Please veer to the right in 600 meters.

Me: Ugh, I can’t stand meters! How far is that? Like, two laps in a Olympic pool, right?

Matt: B, I’m trying to focus. Veering me could mean turning at the bridge or taking the small road up there.

Me: No, 600 meters is more like the straight away in the 400 meter dash with the little bit of the curve as well.

Matt: Stop thinking about the Olympics and help me figure ou—

Navigation System: Please veer right in 300 meters.

Matt: Is that the bridge or the road?!

Me: I can’t do math quick enough! To figure out meters you divide it by five then multiply it by three.

Matt: That’s to find out KILOMETERS!!!

Navigation System: Please veer right in 200 meters.

Me: I can’t take the pressure!!!! I can’t figure out the math!

Matt: JUST TELL ME WHAT VEER MEANS!

Me: DON’T YELL AT ME!

Matt: I’M NOT YELLING! I’m not yelling, I’m just trying to figure out—

Navigation System: Veer to the right.

Matt: Here? Right now?

Me: Baby, she can’t hear you. Watch out for the car! OhMyGosh, I’m GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Car pulled over on the side of the road]

Navigation System: You are off the destination route. Please make a u-turn and veer left.

Me: Oh, shut up!

Matt: Baby, she can’t hear you.

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