Dear residents of Texas, before we meet I have some things I need to confess:
Guilty confession 1: Ever since JR was on 1980s hit show Dallas, I’ve wanted to live in Texas and drive a tacky, white car.
Guilty confession 2: I like big hair and carry a can of hairspray in my car which totally means I was supposed to be born in Texas.
Guilty confession 3: I told my sister I was going to wear lots of makeup and cowboy boots to Dallas for Catalyst and told me I was tacky.
Guilty confession 4: I might fake a Texan drawl while in Dallas. I always wanted to speak with an accent and say, Oh, bless youwr hart!
Guilty confession 5: If you’re in Dallas area or are attending Catalyst labs, I want to meet you!
That’s right ya’ll [<—- see, I’m practicing], I am hosting a meetup at Lone Star Coffee Bar on Wednesday, May 11th at 8:30am. But this isn’t a prayer meeting and tea party! Nope. I want to take this opportunity to talk about life, ministry, gender roles. and women’s ministry. I know it’s early, but I’ve ordered three pots of French pressed coffee! 
Don’t feel embarrassed or alone or scared about coming if you don’t know anyone. You know me, so we’re fine! Besides, I’m anticipating a small group since it’s so cotton pickin’ early [practicing again]. Come. Laugh. Talk. And pray. See ya’ll later!
Guilty confession 6: I just realized I AM tacky.
Great info!