Tuesday:
Spoke at my dad’s church to couples about marriage, commitment, love and respect alongside my husband acting like an amazing wife.

Wednesday:
Kitchen tables, laptops out, discussing calendars and schedules, Matt asks, Why did you send me a speaking notice for September 7th? Being the amazing wife that I am I reply, Erin sent me a request and I wanted you to have the date in your calendar so you know when I’ll be gone.Β 

This is where I seal the deal for Worst Performance As A Wife for all of 2012.

Matt: B, did you confirm for September 7th?
Me: Yes, I checked our calendar and I’m free.
Matt: Are you really?
Me: Wide open. Clear as the sky.
Matt: September 7th is our anniversary.

And this right here? This is the stuff comedic tragedies are made of.

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