Dear residents of Texas, before we meet I have some things I need to confess:
Guilty confession 1: Ever since JR was on 1980s hit show Dallas, I’ve wanted to live in Texas and drive a tacky, white car.
Guilty confession 2: I like big hair and carry a can of hairspray in my car which totally means I was supposed to be born in Texas.
Guilty confession 3: I told my sister I was going to wear lots of makeup and cowboy boots to Dallas for Catalyst and told me I was tacky.
Guilty confession 4: I might fake a Texan drawl while in Dallas. I always wanted to speak with an accent and say, Oh, bless youwr hart!
Guilty confession 5: If you’re in Dallas area or are attending Catalyst labs, I want to meet you!
That’s right ya’ll [<—- see, I’m practicing], I am hosting a meetup at Lone Star Coffee Bar on Wednesday, May 11th at 8:30am. But this isn’t a prayer meeting and tea party! Nope. I want to take this opportunity to talk about life, ministry, gender roles. and women’s ministry. I know it’s early, but I’ve ordered three pots of French pressed coffee! 🙂
Don’t feel embarrassed or alone or scared about coming if you don’t know anyone. You know me, so we’re fine! Besides, I’m anticipating a small group since it’s so cotton pickin’ early [practicing again]. Come. Laugh. Talk. And pray. See ya’ll later!
Guilty confession 6: I just realized I AM tacky.
Great info!