While asking the tiny tots who memorized their scripture verse, Teacher Nellie chose an excited little boy who proudly stood up and responded, Matthew 28: 6, He is not here! He is in prison.
I may have dropped out of bible college, I know this kid is a heretic! 😉
Moral of the story: Memorize scripture and correct heretics from incarcerating our Savior.
Oh mercy! I have done the same thing!
I meant to say one things and SOMETHING TOTALLY WRONG came out of my mouth. Thankfully everyone laughed and knew it was a mistake 🙂
LOL this was funny… it reminded me of many stories from speakers who mess things up while teaching. I heard of one pastor telling his congregation "Foxes have holes, birds have nest but the Son of Man has no head!" Ooops! lol Another guy I know spoke to a group of young adults and told them to "pursue youthful lust" instead of fleeing it!
ha ha! I used to teach 3 yr olds in sunday school and no matter the question "what color is this" the answer was always "jesus!" So funny
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